Valentine's Day can be lonely for your single friends so why not cheer them up this year with these fun gift ideas. I have put together the top 10 products that are silly, offensive and will surely put smiles on faces after a crap 2 years!
Now before you start clicking, these are for adults only with a wicked sense of humour. Definitely not for the faint-hearted
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TOP 10 FUNNY & OFFENSIVE VALENTINE'S DAY or BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR YOUR FRIENDS
Are you searching for that perfect BBF Valentine, Anti V'day, Hens/Bachelorette or Birthday gift that is
- Offensive
- Rude
- Has an Insult thrown in
- Shockingly funny
- Unique
- Affordable
- Made by a small business
- and Jaw-Dropping
Then these fun joke gifts will be sure to impress and get a great reaction. I am not saying the response will be good but you undoubtedly will get a reaction 😂
These rude gifts are my top 10 buys for your friends for 2022.
Support these small businesses if you can.
1| FREE THE NIPPLE PLANTERS
Looking for an inappropriate gift for plant lovers?Then check out these Free The Nipple Planters. These cheeky plant pots are designed to be cheeky and titillating all in one design.
The owner of Loveliss design store can also personalise the nipple colour!!! You heard me right, all nipples are unique so why not show that on your home decor!
Buy from Loveliss Design Store
Looking for an inappropriate gift for plant lovers?
Then check out these Free The Nipple Planters. These cheeky plant pots are designed to be cheeky and titillating all in one design.
The owner of Loveliss design store can also personalise the nipple colour!!! You heard me right, all nipples are unique so why not show that on your home decor!
2| FIZZY FANNY BATH BOMBS
Looking for a gift for the girl who needs to relax and take some time out for herself?Then check out these appealing and rainbow vagina bath boobs. All a girl wants is to soak in a tub and make their own vag sparkly, well so I hear ;)
Far Kew has a huge range of rude and hilarious gifts for all your friends and/or lover. But grab these quick, they sell out super fast!
Buy from Far Kew
3| DINO DICK STATUES
Looking for a silly gift for your unique or weird friends who are hard to buy for?Then check out these 3d Dick Dinosaurs (Dino Dick). Just mix some cock and balls with a 3d printer and a little imagination and you get these fun homewares that can be displayed in prime position on the bedroom chest 😂
Make sure you check out Iradj3d store on Etsy which also have pussy dinosaurs (PussySuar) a Dick & Kangaroo mix (Dickaroo) and best of all a Dragon Dick. Yes, that's a cock with wings!!!
Also, I love their disclaimer ⚠️ I know, I know, but obvious disclaimer: 🚫 Not for "internal" 🥒 use! 🚫😂😂 I hope not
Buy from designer Iradj3d
4| RUDE QUOTE STITCH KIT
Do you have creative friends who are hard to buy for?Why not buy them a gift that is fun and that they will enjoy crafting themselves.
'Don't be a C*nt* stitching kit by Classic Stitch upp is a great example of some naughty crafting and the perfect DIY project for beginners.
Buy from Classic Stitch Upp
5| TRASHY QUOTE CANDLES
Does your Bestie need a new candle that shows you care?Then check out these hilarious candles from Trashy Gift Co.
Everyone loves a great smelling candle, the question is, do the candles actually smell like crap? Well apparently no. These candles smell great but just the thought of candles smelling like a dildo or butt lube is sure to make your best friend laugh!
6| PENIS GEMSTONES
Have you ever heard of such rare gems? Say what?So if you don't buy your friends willy stones, are you even their friend!
What are your bestie's favourite gemstones? A Rose Quartz or maybe a Tiger eye? Well, have no fear because these little gemstones come in 17 different stones. Buy 1 or collect them all
7| SEXY CAT PATCHES
Are you looking for cute gifts with grit and humour in one?Look no further than these unique sew-on patches by Millie Hall. All her designs are in a world of their own and will rock on any denim jacket or bag.
Buy from Millie Hall Shop
8| GLITTER BUTTHOLE MAGNETS
Looking for the perfect gift for your bestie that has moved into their new home?Then Sally from MAGG Designs 13 has created the ultimate magnet set that is sure to get some second glances when stuck to the fridge. So why not buy for those friends who need some glitter butts or vaginas in their life.
Buy from MAGG Designs 13
9| VAGINA & BOOB MACRAME
Have you ever seen Macrame so Quirky?This may not be the gift for everyone but you know the friend that would get a kick out of hanging a macrame vagina boho wall hanging on their wall.
You can find these handmade tits & vag pieces at Bean Daikon
Buy from Bean Daikon
10| PENIS TEA BAG HOLDER
Looking for a funny joke gift for Tea lovers?Then this handmade novelty will teabag holder is great for all the ladies who like to spill the tea while drinking tea!
Alexandra from Alfiggery has a fabulous range of clay designs to choose from, for all your naughty
friends and family.
Buy from Alfiggery
What rude gift is your favourite?
Let me know belowpin for later
Looking for a gift for the girl who needs to relax and take some time out for herself?
Then check out these appealing and rainbow vagina bath boobs. All a girl wants is to soak in a tub and make their own vag sparkly, well so I hear ;)
Far Kew has a huge range of rude and hilarious gifts for all your friends and/or lover. But grab these quick, they sell out super fast!
3| DINO DICK STATUES
Looking for a silly gift for your unique or weird friends who are hard to buy for?Then check out these 3d Dick Dinosaurs (Dino Dick). Just mix some cock and balls with a 3d printer and a little imagination and you get these fun homewares that can be displayed in prime position on the bedroom chest 😂
Make sure you check out Iradj3d store on Etsy which also have pussy dinosaurs (PussySuar) a Dick & Kangaroo mix (Dickaroo) and best of all a Dragon Dick. Yes, that's a cock with wings!!!
Also, I love their disclaimer ⚠️ I know, I know, but obvious disclaimer: 🚫 Not for "internal" 🥒 use! 🚫😂😂 I hope not
Buy from designer Iradj3d
Looking for a silly gift for your unique or weird friends who are hard to buy for?
Then check out these 3d Dick Dinosaurs (Dino Dick). Just mix some cock and balls with a 3d printer and a little imagination and you get these fun homewares that can be displayed in prime position on the bedroom chest 😂
Make sure you check out Iradj3d store on Etsy which also have pussy dinosaurs (PussySuar) a Dick & Kangaroo mix (Dickaroo) and best of all a Dragon Dick. Yes, that's a cock with wings!!!
Also, I love their disclaimer
⚠️ I know, I know, but obvious disclaimer: 🚫 Not for "internal" 🥒 use! 🚫
😂😂 I hope not
4| RUDE QUOTE STITCH KIT
Do you have creative friends who are hard to buy for?Why not buy them a gift that is fun and that they will enjoy crafting themselves.
'Don't be a C*nt* stitching kit by Classic Stitch upp is a great example of some naughty crafting and the perfect DIY project for beginners.Buy from Classic Stitch Upp
Do you have creative friends who are hard to buy for?
Why not buy them a gift that is fun and that they will enjoy crafting themselves.
'Don't be a C*nt* stitching kit by Classic Stitch upp is a great example of some naughty crafting and the perfect DIY project for beginners.
5| TRASHY QUOTE CANDLES
Does your Bestie need a new candle that shows you care?Then check out these hilarious candles from Trashy Gift Co.
Everyone loves a great smelling candle, the question is, do the candles actually smell like crap? Well apparently no. These candles smell great but just the thought of candles smelling like a dildo or butt lube is sure to make your best friend laugh!
Does your Bestie need a new candle that shows you care?
Then check out these hilarious candles from Trashy Gift Co.
Everyone loves a great smelling candle, the question is, do the candles actually smell like crap? Well apparently no. These candles smell great but just the thought of candles smelling like a dildo or butt lube is sure to make your best friend laugh!
6| PENIS GEMSTONES
Have you ever heard of such rare gems? Say what?So if you don't buy your friends willy stones, are you even their friend!
What are your bestie's favourite gemstones? A Rose Quartz or maybe a Tiger eye? Well, have no fear because these little gemstones come in 17 different stones. Buy 1 or collect them all
Have you ever heard of such rare gems? Say what?
So if you don't buy your friends willy stones, are you even their friend!
What are your bestie's favourite gemstones?
A Rose Quartz or maybe a Tiger eye?
Well, have no fear because these little gemstones come in 17 different stones. Buy 1 or collect them all
7| SEXY CAT PATCHES
Are you looking for cute gifts with grit and humour in one?Look no further than these unique sew-on patches by Millie Hall. All her designs are in a world of their own and will rock on any denim jacket or bag.
Buy from Millie Hall Shop
Are you looking for cute gifts with grit and humour in one?
Look no further than these unique sew-on patches by Millie Hall. All her designs are in a world of their own and will rock on any denim jacket or bag.
8| GLITTER BUTTHOLE MAGNETS
Looking for the perfect gift for your bestie that has moved into their new home?Then Sally from MAGG Designs 13 has created the ultimate magnet set that is sure to get some second glances when stuck to the fridge. So why not buy for those friends who need some glitter butts or vaginas in their life.Buy from MAGG Designs 13
Looking for the perfect gift for your bestie that has moved into their new home?
Then Sally from MAGG Designs 13 has created the ultimate magnet set that is sure to get some second glances when stuck to the fridge. So why not buy for those friends who need some glitter butts or vaginas in their life.
Buy from MAGG Designs 13
9| VAGINA & BOOB MACRAME
Have you ever seen Macrame so Quirky?This may not be the gift for everyone but you know the friend that would get a kick out of hanging a macrame vagina boho wall hanging on their wall.
You can find these handmade tits & vag pieces at Bean Daikon
Buy from Bean Daikon
Have you ever seen Macrame so Quirky?
This may not be the gift for everyone but you know the friend that would get a kick out of hanging a macrame vagina boho wall hanging on their wall.
You can find these handmade tits & vag pieces at Bean Daikon
Buy from Bean Daikon
10| PENIS TEA BAG HOLDER
Looking for a funny joke gift for Tea lovers?Then this handmade novelty will teabag holder is great for all the ladies who like to spill the tea while drinking tea!
Alexandra from Alfiggery has a fabulous range of clay designs to choose from, for all your naughty
friends and family.Buy from Alfiggery
What rude gift is your favourite?
Let me know belowpin for later
Looking for a funny joke gift for Tea lovers?
Then this handmade novelty will teabag holder is great for all the ladies who like to spill the tea while drinking tea!
Alexandra from Alfiggery has a fabulous range of clay designs to choose from, for all your naughty
friends and family.
What rude gift is your favourite?
Let me know below
pin for later
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